CA
CONTRACT SOON
After Trump won the election, he basically gave some Earthling named Elon Musk the green light to start slashing USAID payments. Our deal was simple: we’d get an insane $2.00 a year, and in return, we wouldn’t destroy or take over Earth (or take over first, then destroy it… we hadn’t really locked that in yet).
“FAKE NEWS!” some Dumblorians yelled. But no… it was real. Painfully real. That guy Elon Musk found our secret USAID payments and canceled our $2.00 deal just like that.
Without our sweet two bucks a year, Dumblor’s economy collapsed. Things got so bad that, well… the planet exploded.
"After Trump got elected, our economy crashed—HARD! I lost everything… EVERYTHING! Even my underwear! Now I’m just
standing here, no dignity, no $2.00, and no boxers…
Is this what rock bottom feels like?!"
Dumblorian Citizen, Dumbor City, DB
LISTINGS SOON!
dumblorian dev is cooking
elon musk, give us back our $2.00!
As soon as we get our $2.00 we're going to take over the earth!
Yes, and we'll breed humans like cows
how are the tests with the cows going?
Hey, you weren't to type that on the panel
Get out of there!
We're counting on you humans!
This is no meme, we love you
Did they believe it?
Turn that panel off, now!
dumblors community art
CA
CONTRACT SOON
After Trump won the election, he basically gave some Earthling named Elon Musk the green light to start slashing USAID payments. Our deal was simple: we’d get an insane $2.00 a year, and in return, we wouldn’t destroy or take over Earth (or take over first, then destroy it… we hadn’t really locked that in yet).
“FAKE NEWS!” some Dumblorians yelled. But no… it was real. Painfully real. That guy Elon Musk found our secret USAID payments and canceled our $2.00 deal just like that.
Without our sweet two bucks a year, Dumblor’s economy collapsed. Things got so bad that, well… the planet exploded.
"After Trump got elected, our economy crashed—HARD! I lost everything… EVERYTHING! Even my underwear! Now I’m just
standing here, no dignity, no $2.00, and no boxers…
Is this what rock bottom feels like?!"
Dumblorian Citizen, Dumbor
City, DB
LISTINGS SOON!
dumblorian dev is cooking
elon musk, give us back our $2.00!
As soon as we get our $2.00 we're going to take over the earth!
Yes, and we'll breed humans like cows
how are the tests with the cows going?
Hey, you weren't to type that on the panel
Get out of there!
We're counting on you humans!
This is no meme, we love you
Did they believe it?
Turn that panel off, now!